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Thursday 17 April 2014

The solar-powered ‘dragon’ stadium in Kaohsiung, Taiwan, is the world’s first stadium which gets all its power needs from the sun.

When you could have Heard a Pin Drop (Hilarious)

Take 1:

Field Marshal Sam Bahadur Maneckshaw once started addressing a public meeting at Ahmedabad in English. The crowd started chanting,

"Speak in Gujarati. We will hear you only if you speak in Gujarati." Field Marshal Sam Bahadur Maneckshaw stopped. Swept the audience with a hard stare and replied,

"Friends, I have fought many a battle in my long career. I have learned Punjabi from men of the Sikh Regiment; Marathi from the Maratha Regiment; Tamil from the men of the Madras Sappers; Bengali from the men of the Bengal Sappers, Hindi from the Bihar Regiment; and even Nepali from the Gurkha Regiment.

Unfortunately, there was no soldier from Gujarat from whom I could have learned Gujarati"

You could have heard a pin drop

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Take 2:

JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when Charles DeGaule, the French President, decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaule said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded, "does that include the 180,000 who are buried here ?" DeGaule could not respond.

You could have heard a pin drop

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Take 3:

Robert Whiting, an elderly US gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.

At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.
"You have been to France before, Monsieur?" , the Customs officer asked sarcastically.

Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The American said, The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible. Americans always have to show their passports on arrival in France !" , the Customs officer sneered.

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long, hard look.

Then he quietly explained...
"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach, at 4:40am, on D-Day in 1944, to help liberate your country, I couldn't find a single Frenchman to show a passport to.."

CHOICE IS YOURS

jagat pal CHOICE IS YOURS 04:43

FIXED INTERVIEW ?

jagat pal FIXED INTERVIEW ? 04:40

India TV editor resigns saying Modi interview was ‘fixed’

By India Tomorrow News,

New Delhi, 14 April 2014: The two-hour long interview of BJP’s prime ministerial candidate Narendra Modi at India TV news channel on Saturday was ‘fixed’, said senior journalist and editorial director at the news channel Qamar Waheed Naqvi.

Naqvi resigned Sunday evening – 24 hours after the interview conducted by Rajat Sharma, Editor-in-chief of India TV at his most famous Aap Ki Adalat program, was telecast (Saturday night from 10 pm to 12 pm). The interview was retelecast on Sunday night also.

Sources close to Naqvi confirmed the resignation of Naqvi sent through email to the management of the channel.

FOLDING CONCEPT

jagat pal FOLDING CONCEPT 04:36

Thursday 10 April 2014

11 REASONS WHY NARENDRA MODI WILL BE A GREAT PRIME MINISTER

jagat pal 11 REASONS WHY NARENDRA MODI WILL BE A GREAT PRIME MINISTER 02:06

1. Narendra Modi as prime minister will be heard talking to his countrymen and hostile neighbours. The Modi led government will not be stunned into silence unlike the Manmohan led government. We will hear a lot of cacophony in the days to come. This will give the country confidence that someone is in-charge. India is not a leaderless country.

2. Narendra Modi has been promising to get rid of policy paralysis and economic slow down that have crept into the system. It will be interesting to see how a Modi led government will go about fixing these two challenges.But corporate India has time and again thrown its weight behind Narendra Modi and it will not come as a surprise if Narendra Modi resorts to initial fireworks by announcing certain radical reforms to inspire confidence.

3. Since Narendra Modi is a champion of development, the new development projects will be launched and completed on a war footing.

4. Narendra Modi will brook no indifferences even in the coalition era. Sulking allies will have no place in his scheme of things. He would not like to be seen as someone who mollycoddles coalition partners to accommodate them. Instead he will set his expectations like a CEO in advance so that behind the closed door deals are not struck to save the government.

5. Narendra Modi as India’s prime minister will force Pakistan to behave because he has no Muslim vote bank to either nurture or protect. He will not think twice before giving a befitting reply.

6. The US will lift all the visa restrictions imposed upon Narendra Modi the prime minister of India. His entrepreneurial streak will help the US clinch mega business deals if Narendra Modi is impressed by ideas that bring profits to India.

7. China will be more cautious while dealing with a Modi led India. The Chinese goods are flooding the Indian markets and its businessmen are making heavy profits. The Chinese government will not want to jeopardise all this by indulging in any unnecessary acts of dare delivery.

8. Narendra Modi will inspire plenty of patriotism and nationalistic fervour. His regime will bring an end to dynastic centric politics, nepotism and crony capitalism.

9. Narendra Modi will not be soft on acts of terror and terrorism. He will empower the security apparatus with sweeping powers to crush terrorism.

10. Narendra Modi will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity where the enemies of the nation are shown their place, the hostile neighbours are kept in check and the business and its related activities are encouraged so that prosperity begets prosperity.

11. The grand Ram Temple at Ayodhya, treatment of the Muslims under a Modi led India and relations between the two major communities will be hotly debated topics. Narendra Modi’s premiership will invite hostile scrutiny from the media. But since he enjoys the common man’s immense popular support, his government will receive some bonus honeymoon period as well.

And even as the contentious issues grab the headlines, as promised Narendra Modi will plunge himself headlong into the work of nation’s development. It will be more work and less play. This is Narendra Modi and his eagerly awaited premiership for you.

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